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welcome


hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!


the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile






1) [Clarity.]
<img:http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7725/brodyvt7.jpg>
this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu

3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew

4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.

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2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: rights!!!!!
we both go down together

2008-03-03 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: from a few comments back, in reply to [PandaClocks]; im not so keen on lucozade anymore as i have witnessed a video which leaked out onto my friends laptop with a boy doing some very silly things involving a lucozade bottle. i'll let your imagine fill you in on the rest!

2008-03-04 [Vou]: Yes, well, whatever. And no, [PandaClocks], I am not new. I've been on Elftown for a couple years now. This just happens to be my second account... I lost the pw to my old one.

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: I never asked if you were new.

2008-03-04 [sequeena_rae]: We do not tolerate any type of abusive behaviour towards other Elftown members so [PandaClocks] your entry has been removed. As the old saying goes if you having nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

2008-03-04 [Vou]: You implied that I was new, [PandaClocks], in your comment after mine. And yes, [sequeena_rae] is right, you are getting out of hand. Just get over yourself.

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: I never implied you were, I implied I was, which I am.

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: what is up with all the negativityyyyyyy

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: turns out i got disqualified from this contest too baby doll (N)

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: you did not, this is my contest and its my rules. as long as you're uner my roof you are not disqualified

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: scan jens boobs

2008-03-04 [Triola]: He was not disqualified, but his image was deleted for being abusive :)

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: haha score
its me and the moon she said
can i enter a picture of a circumcised cock?
thats jewish

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: yeah sure.

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: you'll need to edit it or something though, it needs to be a bit of your own work ;)

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: oh don't worry
i'm sure i will do
i seem to have enough trouble with the gaurds these days *sighs*
i feel like *insert name of some famous hellion*

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: angharrod!

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: HAHAHAHAHAH youre not that scabby faced though,
and scan jens boobs

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: hahahah i'm glad
i'd feel like a harlequin baby!
i will when i can be bothered to get out of bed

2008-03-04 [Clarity.]: i think i have a broken metatarsal! damn phalanges

2008-03-04 [PandaClocks]: i'll sew it up for you
but only if you'll be my bride?

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